He gave to rinking all the cash he had, And gain'd, his friends said "Serve him right," a fall. No father had he to direct his course, Nor e'en from such a dismal fate to save, For skaters own with pensive face, perforce, The paths of rinking lead but to the grave. From Idyls of the Rink, by A. W. Mackenzie. Second Edition. London. Hardwicke and Bogue, 1877. :0: CREMORNE: AN ELEGY. [An application being made for the renewal of the license, it was stated that the proprietor had decided to have the ground built on. The counsel then said nothing remained but to put up a tombstone, and write the epitaph of Cremorne Gardens.] THE builder tolls the knell of Cremorne's day The navvy's spade uproots each flower and tree, Now fades the glittering rocket from the sight, Save where the hodman climbs the scaffold's height, The waltz and galop on the breezes borne From orchestra with blazing lamps o'erhead, The cornet, fiddle, flute, and echoing horn No more will keep the Cockney from his bed. For him no more will sparkling firework burn, Or busy waiter ply his evening care, No acrobat a somersault will turn, Or from the trapeze leap into the air, Let not North Woolwich mock while they despoil Nor you, ye proud, impute to Baum the fault, Can photograph or picture from the dust Oft have stern magistrates, in angry tone, Alas! to dumb forgetfulness a prey, Cremorne will to the builder be resigned; The bard who sees it rudely swept away Yet casts one longing, lingering look behind. THE EPITAPH. HERE lies a garden, famous in its birth, Cremorne Gardens were closed in 1877: These gardens had had a long and chequered career, and the ground they stood on has since been entirely built over. Elderly people can remember that fifty years ago a certain Count de Berenger started an Institution called " The Stadium," or British National Arena, in the grounds of Lord Cremorne. Here archery, riding, swimming, and gymnastics were taught, but the venture did not succeed. The lighter, and more frolicsome, entertainments of Cremorne Gardens were tried instead. :0: CIRCUIT ELEGY. By the late Lord Chelmsford. On the occasion of a dinner given by the Bar Mess to Lord Justice Bramwell and Mr. Justice Denman, at Maidstone, on July 12, 1881, Mr. Justice Denman rose and remarked that amongst some old papers he had found a MS. by the late Lord Chelmsford, being a parody on Gray's Elegy; he then read it, and afterwards offered it to the Mess. Mr. Day, Q.C., moved that it be accepted and entered in the Minute Book, and that copies should be printed and sent to the members of the Bar Mess. The motion was carried unanimously. THE trumpets sound the coming of the Judge; The anxious crowd rush wildly o'er the way: The bustling clerks, well-laden, courtward budge And leave the streets to dulness for the day. Now eager necks are straining for a sight, And all the Court a solemn stillness holds, Save when the crier bawls with all his might Or drowsy pleadings some dull voice unfolds. Save that from yonder silky mantled seat Beneath those rugged wigs, uncomely shade, A breeze between the Council and my Lord, The tittering laugh at something idly said; The voice of many attuning sweet accord, Can scarcely raise a single heavy head. For their approach no heated suitors burn, Oft to their sophistry the sessions yield Their labours oft have set at large a thief; How jocund do they drive to such a field, Ilow bow eir heads, when they receive a brief. Let not their seniors mock this humble toil, Which some regret that they can share no more; The boast of sergeantry the leaders' power, When profits path is opened-to the grave! Nor you, ye crowd, impute to these the fault, Some whom mere chance, and some whom hugging raise. Can well-stored mind, and animated face Call to their lodgings one attorney's Clerk? Can honor's course advance a silent race, Or flattering prospects open in the dark? Perhaps neglected in this Court is laid Might wake to emulate each living liar. But none before their eyes that ample page, Rich with its strong marked fees did e'er unrol. Briefless they come-repressed their noble rage, And frozen all their energy of soul. Full many a mind of purest ray serene To distant climes th' unfathomed ocean bears; Full many a man is born to live unseen And eat his fingers-up three pair of stairs. Some village lawyer, who, with dauntless breast Might, perhaps, have drawn one from the inglorious rest, The applause of listening juries to command, Their fates forbid; nor yet alone restrain Their growing genius: but their dulness find, Forbid to some to show their want of brain, And shut their mouths in mercy to mankind. The struggling pangs of still-born speech to bear, Far from the hope of sharing in the strife, Yet e'en in court, some slight relief to gain, In the original this word is written "Atty." A name a verse unsanctioned by the muse, And jingling jests which sound with sense confuse, For who to dumb attentiveness a prey, This pleasing power of folly e'er resigned, Kept the warm precincts of the court all day, Nor cast one lagging, lingering joke behind? In some fond jest the weary soul relies, For thee who mindful of the briefless crew Haply, some stuff-clad rusty sage may say, To take his place where all the idle swarm. Then, in the midst of some dull nodding speech, One circuit missed him ('twas the one in Lent) The next we heard his country he had fled, ΕΡΙΤΑΡΗ. HERE rests his body in Australia's land, A youth to naval glory not unknown; But e'er promotion shook him by the hand, The Palace Court had marked him for its own. Large was his practice, as his age could reach, No longer seek his merits to disclose, Or draw his blunders from this prison dark; Where cheek by jowl, they lovingly repose, The bosoms of the Attorney and his clerk. ·:0: ELEGY. On a favourite Washerwoman, Mrs. Bridget Mulligan. FAREWELL old friend and memory ever dear, Thy earnest labour at the tub is o'er, Let every friend to merit, shed a tear, For Biddy Mulligan is now no more. |