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who were fet on each fide of two long tables, I could not observe that their eyes difcovered the leaft fymptoms of jollity, that their faces were mere blanks, and they seemed most earnestly looking about, as if they wanted fomething they could not defcribe, like curiofity in diftrefs, and appeared more like mourners at Mirth's funeral, than companions fit for fun and merriment.

I told this to my conductor, who whispered me to have a little patience, that the ftars did not appear foon that night, but I should see them shine, or at least twinkle, by and by; that the company I faw there did not meet to make one another merry, but to be made merry by others. That these Comus Court meetings were of the fame defign as Sadlers, where people might fit and fmoke, and drink and hear finging, and fee all the posturemafters and tumblers, and only pay fo much for liquor, and have all these comical fancies into the bargain.

I enquired who those stars were, that we should fee by and by. He gave me their history, as follows.

"There are a fet of people about this town, who, from attending to every thing but what they should do, have made themselves mafters of fome particular tones, or oddities, that are by thofe, who know no better, admired as fine qualifications.

These people are invited, from club to club, by the keepers of the publichoufes, to play off their fools tricks to all the guests the landlord can jumble together, one plays with a rowling pin up on a falt box, another can grunt like a hog, a third makes his teeth chatter like a monkey, and thus they each have fomething to make the million laugh, and put common fenfe out of counte

tenance.

But here, here, they come-take notice of their figures as they come in; that fellow was originally a journeyman shoemaker, and had the name of the finging cobbler; then he turned ftroling player, then publican, and is now, I believe, a publican again.-He lately published a volume of fongs, feveral

very obfcene ones, and at the top had the effrontery to put his name, as if they were his fongs. The next is the grunting genius, and broomstickfiddler; when he fings, I beg, as I know you can write fhort-hand, you will write down, in your pocket-book with your pencil, the words of each verfe as he pronounces them.

The next is a very fine German flute player, a good honeft fellow, means no harm, friendly as far as he can, but has an odd whim: he fancies himself to have been a great traveller, and imagines madam Pompadour and he have been tete a tete together, and that the grand monarch took a great liking to him, and made him great offers, provided he would embrace the catholic religion.

That fresh-coloured fellow that fol lows him, is an unaccountable being; he has wrote fome tolerable drole songs, but spoils them by his attemping to fing them; he has belonged to both theatres, and never could make himself of any confequence in either; he has too much fenfe for a fool, and too little to be prudent. He might be either better or worse than he is, if he would take any pains to bring it about. But George is either unable or unwilling to think as he fhould do, but lets things come or go, just as it may happen; too careless to confider of any moment but the prefent, and, grafhopper like, merry one half the year, the other half miferable."

I obferved to my companion, that none of these ftars paid as they came in. He told me, the landlord always franked them, for the tricks they did to divert the customers.

Now, filence, filence, was bawled out by every one almost in the room, and every body stood up upon the prefident's rifing, who was a very wealthy tradefinan formerly, but had ruined himself by attending upon thefe, and fuch meetings as thefe, merely to get the name of a clever fellow.

After most deliberately hitting three flrokes upon the table with his ham mer, he began, told the company

that

that he had a toast or two to propofe, and that then Mr. Grunter fhould either give them the organ, the broomftick, a French horn tune, or a song firft; but that if he might take the liberty of fpeaking before a set of such gentlemen of merit as he faw there, he prefumed, that if Mr. Grunter opened with a fong, it would be most agreeable. This fpeechifying was applauded most vehemently, and a fong, a fong, a song, from my Lord, a fong from my Lord, called out for.

The prefident once more took upon him to inform the company, that a gen

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How sweet is the found of the ecchoing morn;
When the mantling ftag is aroused by our found,
Neglecting his ears nimbly sweeps all the ground;
And thinks he has left us behind on the plain,
But still we pursue, now and then come in view
Of the glorious game.

Oh! fee now again, how his ears and his head,
And winged, for fear he is troubled with speed.
But ah, 'tis in vain, 'tis in vain, that he tries,
That his legs lofe the huntsmen, his ears lofe their eyes,
For now his strength fails him, he heavily flies,

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A Political Dialogue between Earl Scotus and Lord English.

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LAS! if Wilkes, quoth
Sawney Scot,
Had been a man without a blot
In character and reputation,
His labours might have help'd the nation;
But what Scotch Laird can heed the
fatire

Of so extravagant a creature,

If he immoral be, and lewd,
His politicks may yet be good.

S. 'Tis true, the fellow's ardent zeal,
Back'd with a ready-writer's skill,
My budding hopes would often crop,
And in a manner pound me up;
Till difregarding all fuch base men,
I fell to work among the place-men,

Who, while his furious zeal uncheck'd is, Where presently I made a fhift

In principle as well as practice,

Moft diffolutely is pursuing
Both his eftate's and body's ruin?
English. My lord, this charge, I un.
derftand,

Is nothing to the point in hand;

To turn my enemies a-drift;
And foon as ever thefe were fled,
I placed others in their stead;
By which I anfwer'd all my ends,
Which were, to enrich myself and
friends.
E. And

E. And was not this, my lord, suf

ficient,
(Howe'er your friends may make a pish
on't?)

To think, that at your lordship's motion,
The known friends of the conftitution,
Muft now give place, by you deterr'd,
And Scots and Tories be perferr'd,
S. Those wretches who perceive they
are tumbling,

Will, questionless, be fill'd with grum-
bling;

But what of that? these murmuring elves,

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With all their noise, can't help them-
felves;

But after all they've wrote and spoke,
They too must bow beneath our Yoke :
'Tis true, proceedings fuch as those,
Created me an host of foes;
Who (fuch was their malignant fpirit)
Declar'd a halter was my merit!
And that I should for crimes fo ample,
To future times be an example!
Foremost of these (all men of worth)
Your champion, Wilkes, again flood
forth;

In weekly piece began to rave,

S. In this, my lord, you are mistaken,
For know, my cause was ne'er forfaken;
I'd many friends still left for certain,
Among the reft, my good friend M—,
A man of courage, and as skill'd
As ever piftol-barrel fill'd,
Finding us over-match'd in writing,
Refolv'd to take him off by fighting;
And that he furely might his mark hit,
He two months practis'd at a target :
And finding he, in length and width,
Could fhoot within a button's breadth,
He then refolv'd (don't say its cruel)
To urge the wretch to fight a duel,
And had the luck (I joy to tell you)
Toshoot the fcoundrel through the belly!
Oh! had he shot him through the liver,
He should have had my thanks for ever!
For, by fome fecret power upheld,
It seems the villain is not kill'd;
But, 'fpite of all his torturing pain,
Is likely to furvive again :
Having thus failed in my plot,
I fhall retire with what I've got,
Regardless of the vile effrontry,
Of Wilkes, or any of his country;
But that I may my mind declare,
Know this fhall be my ardent prayer:

And prov'd me I mean call'd me May ever M-n-r of S-e,

knave;

Expos'd my schemes in every part,
And often vex'd me to the heart.

E. But furely had your cause been
found,

You might, my lord, a friend have found,

That could in writing have excell'd him,
And thus by dint of reafoning quell'd
him :

For certainly you'd gain the day,
If truth and juftice led the way.

S. You may, my lord, fpare this re-
flection,

For I'm above being in fubjection
To you or your's; my caufe, 'tis true,
Though good, had advocates but few:
Yet two brave lads I chanc'd to hit on,
These were, the Auditor and Briton,
Who labour'd long, till out of breath,
And Wilkes had hunted them to death;
For in one week, no one knows whither,
They made their exit both together,

E. Indeed, from this I should imagine
The cause was bad they did engage in.

Who'd show his power to be of weight,
Resolve to perpetrate each measure
By the laws of his own will and plea-
fure!

And may each one that contradicts him
Be mark'd a ministerial victim.
And fiery vengeance be employ'd,
Till he's converted or destroy'd!
Thus have I spoke what I defir'd,
And now, my lord, as time's expir'd,
I can't your answer yet receive,
But am conftrain'd to take my leave.
[Exit.]

E. folus. Proud lord, farewell, you've

faid enough

To show that you are scandal proof;
But, though you may despise my relish,
I fhall pronounce your doctrine hellish!
So hellish that if it obtains,
'Twill bind our very kings in chains!
Our liberties will be entomb'd,
And all the land to flavery doom'd!
But
may the almighty aid attend us,
And from defpotic power defend us!
A power

A power which would to bondage drive

us,

And of our chiefeft good deprive us!
And fure, when those whose zeal fhall
lead em

To write in the defence of freedom,
Shall be deem'd criminals by those
Whofe wicked measures they expose,
And malice to that height arrives,
That plots are laid to take their lives,
'Tis time the English were alarm'd,
And with a juft refentment warm'd,'
Against the evil day prepar'd,
And boldly stood upon their guard;
And that the truth may all be told,
We this may as a maxim hold,
That when we're govern'd by aS - hman,
Each Englishman should be a watchman.
Rochefter, Dec. 21.

EPIGRAM.

J. D.

Wrote at Dublin on a late Addrefs, wherein the Peace was filed honour-' able and advantageous..

SA

AYS Teague to Paddy," in a tone outrageous,

The d-1 burn their h-fs- advantageous.

When, full of energy divine,
The mighty dupe of all the nine,
Bids his kite foar on paper wing,
The critick comes, and cuts the string;
Hence dire contention often grows
Twixt man of verfe, and man of profe;.
While profe-man deems the verse-man
fool,

And measures wit by line and rule,
And, as he lops off fancy's limb,
Turns executioner of whim;
While genius, which too oft difdains
To bear e'en honourable chains;
(Such as a fheriff's felf might wear,
Or grace the wisdom of a may'r ;
Turns rebel to dame REASON's throne,
And holds no judgment like his own.

Yet while they spatter mutual dirt,
In idle threats, that cannot hurt,
Methinks they waste a deal of time,
Both fool in profe, and fool in rhime,
And when the angry bard exclaims,
And calls a thousand paultry names,
And hurts the dignity of fong.
He doth his critic mighty wrong,

The prefatory matter past
The tale, or story comes at last.

A candle ftuck in flaring state
Within the nozel of French plate,
Towring aloft with fmoaky light,
The fnuff and flame of wondrous height

Paddy, more cool, They know in En. (For, virgin yet of amputation, ̈

gland, brother,

We frith Speak one thing, and mean

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No force had check'd ́its inclination.)
Sullen addrefs'd with conscious pride,
The dormant fnuffers at his fide.
"Mean vulgar tools, whose envious aim
"Strikes at the vitals of my flame,
"Your rude affaults,fhall hurt no more,
"See how my beams triumphant foar !
"See how I gayly blaze alone
"With frength, with luftre all my own.
"Luftre, good Sir !" the fnuffers cried,
"Alas! how ignorant is pride!
"Thy light which wavers round the
66 room,

"Shews as the counterfeit of gloom,
"Thy inuff which idly tow'rs fo high
"Will waste thy effence by and by,
"Which, as I prize thy luftre dear,
"I fain would lop, to make thee clear.
"Boaft not,old friend,thy random rays,
"Thy wafting ftrength, and quiv'ring
blaze,

I

"You

"You shine but as a beggar's link, "To burn away, and die in stink, "No merit waits unsteady light, "You must burn true as well as bright", Poets like candles all are puffers, And critics are the candle fnuffers.

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From the St. JAMES'S MAGAZINE.

An Account of a curious oriental Manu fcript, lately prejented by Mr. de Voltaire, to the French king's library; and fuppofed to be one of the most antient, in the world.

T

HE celebrated M. de Voltaire, in treating of the religion of the Indian Bramins (in the fupplement to his works lately published) informs us of his being poffeffed of a tranflation of one of the most ancient manuscripts in the world. "This, fays he, is not the Wedam, which is fo much talk'd of in India, and hath never been communicated to the literati of Europe. It is the Ezourwedam, an antient commentary on the Wedam, composed by the great Chumontou. The Wedam itself is a facred book, which the Bramins pretend to have been dictated by God, for the inftruction of mankind. The commentary was digefted and written by a very learned Bramin, who was oc-. cafionally of great fervice to our India company, and who translated it from the facred language into the French tongue.

"In this commentary, Chumontou, its author, combats idolatry, and quotes, the exprefs words of the Wedam. "God is that fupreme being, who hath created all things, animate and inanimate; he hath formed four different ages; every thing perishes at the end of each age; all is fubmerged, and the paffage from one age to another is by a deluge,&c." "When God existed alone, and no other being existed with him, be formed the defign of creating the world at first he created time, afterwards water and earth; and out of the

mixture of the five elements, viz. earth, water, fire, light and air, he conftitu ted different bodies, and gave them the earth for their fupport. He made the globe, which we inhabit, in an oval form, like an egg. In the midst of the earth he placed the highest of all mountains, called Merou (that is Immaus.) Adimo was the name of the first man that came out of the hands of God. Procriti was the name of his wife. A

dimo begot Brama, who was the first legislator, of nations, and the father of the Bramins.

How many curious things are here contained in a few words! We are firft informed of this great truth, that God is the creator of the world. We next discover the origin of the ancient fable of the four ages, of gold, filver, brass and iron. All the principles of the ancient theology are evidently contained in the Wedam. We fee there the deluge of Deucalion, which represents no thing more than the vaft pains which have been taken in all ages to drain the marshes, which the negligence of mankind have fo long permitted to lie under water. Indeed all the citations made from the Wedam, in this manu. fcript, are astonishing. Among the reft, are the following admirable fentences. "God never created vice, he cannot be the author of it. God, who is all wisdom and goodness, could be the author of nothing but virtue." But one of the moft fingular paffages in the Wedam is the following, "The first man, when he came out of the hands of God, faid this to his Maker. As there will neceffarily be different occupations for mankind on earth, and, as all will not be equally formed for each, how are they to be distinguished and adapted? To this the creator replied, those who are born with the greatest understanding, and with a greater inclination to virtue than others, will become Bramins. Those who have the greater fhare of Rofogoun, that is to fay of ambition, will be warriors. Those who share most of the Tomogun, or avarice, will be merchants; and those

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