omit the blind Italian character, which being scarce legible, always fixes and detains the eye, and gives the curious reader something like the satisfaction of prying into a secret. But the great skill in an advertiser, is chiefly seen in the style whioh he makes use of. He is to mention the universal esteem, or general reputation, of things that were never heard of. If he is a physician or astrologer, he must change his lodgings frequently, and (though he never saw any body in them besides his own family) give public notice of it, "For the information of the nobility and gentry." Since I am thus usefully employed in writing criticisms on the works of these diminutive authors, I must not pass over in silence an advertisement which has lately made its appearance, and is written altogether in a Ciceronian manner. It was sent to me with five shillings, to be inserted among my advertisements; but as it is a pattern of good writing in this way, I shall give it a place in the body of my paper. "THE highest compound Spirit of Lavender, the most glorious (if the expression may be used) enlivening scent and flavour' that can possibly be, which so raptures the spirits, delights the gust, and gives such airs to the countenance, as are not to be imagined but by those that have tried it. The meanest sort of the thing is admired by most gentlemen and ladies; but this far more, as by far it exceeds it, to the gaining among all a more than common esteem. It is sold (in neat flint bottles fit for the pocket) only at the Golden-Key, in Wharton's-Court, near Holborn-Bars, for 3s. 6d. with directions." SA At the same time that I recommend the several flowers in which this spirit of lavender is wrapped up, (if the expression may be used,) I cannot excuse my fellow-labourers for admitting into their papers several uncleanly advertisements, not at all proper to appear in the works of polite writers. Among these I must reckon the Carminative Wind-expelling Pills. If the doctor had called them his Carminative Pills, he had done as cleanly as any one could have wished; but the second word entirely destroys the decency of the first. There are other absurdities of this nature so very gross, that I dare not mention them; and shall therefore dismiss this subject, with a public admonition to Michael Parrot; that he do not presume any more to mention a certain worm he knows of, which, by the way, has grown seven feet in my memory; for, if I am not much mistaken, it is the same that was but nine feet long about six months ago. By the remarks I have here made, it plainly appears, that a collection of advertisements is a kind of miscellany; the writers of which, contrary to all authors, except men of quality, give money to the booksellers who publish their copies. The genius of the bookseller is chiefly shewn in his method of arranging and digesting these little tracts. The last paper I took up in my hands, placed them in the following order: The true Spanish blacking for shoes, &c. Nectar and ambrosia, &c. Four freehold tenements of 157. per annum, &c. The present State of England, &c. * Annotations upon the Tatler, &c. A COMMISSION of brankruptcy being awarded against B. L. bookseller, &c. VOL. III. 768 VILITAT Boeing late manco en euthero gaideino Jes No. 226. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER, 19, 1710. T ac mol,uded sai Iubiting esv İTS TOY Et fato in veterem rursus revoluta figuram diod viling I. To quia sut bad From my own Apartment, September 18.0 Ir is one of the designs of this paper, to transmit to posterity an account of every thing that is mon-" strous in my own times. For this reason I shall here publish to the world the life of a person who was neither man nor woman, as written by one of my ingenious correspondents, who seems to have imitated Plutarch in that multifarious erudition, and those occasional dissertations, which he has wrought into the body of his history. The life I am putting out, is that of Margery, alias John Young, commonly known by the name of Dr. Young, who (as the town very well knows) was a woman that practised physic in man's clothes, and after having had two wives, and several children, died about a month since. "SIR, 1 SIES. MIT S. I HERE make bold to trouble you with a short account of the famous Doctor Young's life, which you may call (if you please) a second part of the farce of the Sham Doctor. This, perhaps, will not seem so strange to you, who (if I am not mistaken) have somewhere mentioned with honour, your sister Kirleus as a practitioner both in physic and astrology: But in the common opinion of manKind, a she-quack is altogether as strange and ut eaw mɓali teyit mu zal svoldid of moabor 57sd astonishing a creature as a Centaur that practised in physic in the days of Achilles, or as King Phys Esculapius, the great founder of your art, was particularly famous for his beard, as we may conclude from the behaviour of a tyrant, who is branded by heathen historians as guilty both of sacrilege and blasphemy, having robbed the statue of Esculapius of a thick bushy golden beard, and then alledged for his excuse, That it was a shame the son should have a beard when his father Apollo had none.' This latter instance, indeed, seems something to favour a fe male professor, since (as I have been told) the ancient statues of Apollo are generally made with. the head and face of a woman: nay, I have been credibly informed by those who have seen them both, that the famous Apollo in the Belvidera did very much resemble Dr. Young. Let that be as it will, the doctor was a kind of Amazon in physic, that made as great devastations and slaughters as any of our chief heroes in the art, and was as fatal to the English in these our days, as the famous Joan d'Arc was in those of our forefathers. "I do not find any thing remarkable in the life I am about to write till the year 1695, at which time the doctor, being about twenty-three years old, was brought to bed of a bastard child. The scandal of such a misfortune gave so great uneasiness to pretty Mrs. Peggy, (for that was the name by which the doctor was then called,) that; she left her family, and followed her lover to London, with a fixed resolution some way or other to recover her lost reputation: but, instead of changing her life, which one would have expected from so good a disposition of mind, she took it in her head to change her sex. This was soon done by the help of a sword, and a pair of breecheshni have reason to believe, that her first design was to 66 2 turn man-midwife, having herself had some ext perience in those affairs; but thinking this too narr row a foundation for her future, fortune, she ɗat length bought her a gold button coat and set up for a physician, Thus we see the same fatal miscarriage in her youth made Mrs, Young a doctor that formerly made one of the same sex a pope it ato The doctor succeeded very well in his business at first, but very often met with accidents that dis quieted him. As he wanted that deep magisterial voice, which gives authority to a prescription, that is absolutely necessary for the right pronouncing of those words, Take these Pills, he unfortunately got the nick-name of the Squeaking Doctor. If this circumstance alarmed the doctor, there was another that gave him no small disquiet, and very much diminished his gains. In short, he found himself run down as a superficial prating quack, in all families that had at the head of them a cautious father, or a jealous husband. These would often -complain among one another, that they did not like such a smock-faced physician; though, in truth, had they known how justly he deserved that name, they would rather have favoured his pracstice, than have apprehended any thing from it VT Such were the motives that determined Mrs. Young to change her condition, and take in marcriage a virtuous young woman, who lived with her zin good reputation, and made her the father of a wery pretty girl. But this part of her happiness Was soon after destroyed by a distemper which was -too hard for our physician, and carried off his wife. The doctor had not been a widow long, beafore he married his second lady, with whom also he lived in very good understanding. It so hapIpened, that the doctor was with child at the same time that his lady was; but the little ones coming both together, they passed for twins.llsThe doctor K |