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literal sense at present. Who would not wonder at this perverted relish of those who are reckoned the most polite part of mankind, that prefer sea coals and candles to the sun, and exchange so many chearful morning hours, for the pleasures of midnight revels and debauches? If a man was only to consult his health, he would choose to live his whole time, if possible, in day-light; and to retire out of the world into silence and sleep, while the raw damps and unwholesome vapours fly abroad, without a sun to disperse, moderate, or controul them. For my own part, I value an hour in the morning as much as common libertines do an hour at mida night. When I find myself awakened into being, and perceive my life renewed within me, and at the same time see the whole face of nature recovered out of the dark uncomfortable state in which it lay for several hours, my heart overflows with such secret sentiments of joy and gratitude, as are a kind of implicit praise to the great Author of Nature. The mind, in these early seasons of the day, is so refreshed in all its faculties, and borne up with such new supplies of animal spirits, that she finds herself in a state of youth, especially when she is entertained with the breath of flowers, the melody of birds, the dews that hang upon the plants, and all those other sweets of nature that are peculiar to the morning.

It is impossible for a man to have this relish of being, this exquisite taste of life, who does not come into the world before it is in all its noise and hurry; who loses the rising of the sun, the still hours of the day, and, immediately upon bis first getting up, plunges himself into the ordinary cares or follies of the world.

I shall conclude this Paper with Milton's inimi. table description of Adam's awakening his Eve in Paradise, which indeed would have been a place as little delightful as a barren heath or desert to those who slept in it. The fondness of the posture in which Adım is represented, and the softes of his whisper, are passes in this divine poem that are above all commendation, and rather to be admired than pray d.

Now Min her roey steps in th' eastern c'ime
Advancing, sow'd the eart with onen' real,
When Adam wak'ıl, so customed; for his sierp
We airy ligit freun pedige sti in bred,
Audtamperne vapeurs blad, which th' only sound
Of leaves and foming rll, Auruta's fin,
1, ahily dispered, and the sbull main song
of buite on every rough; so much t'e more
His wonder was to fuid onwaken'o kve,
With tresses dis:ompos’d, and glowing cheek,
As through enquirt fest. He on he side
Inig hallar isd, with lo ks of cordial love,
Ilimga erlir entre ur'd, and belield
Be ty, when, whether w king or asleep,
She fourth popullir giact. Then with voice
Mild as when Z plynus on Flora breathes,
Her hand soft touching, whipei'u thus : Awake,
My fairest, my esponed, my I te t fund,
Hegeden's last linee gift, ny ever new delisht,
Aw ke; the morning shines, and the liesh field
Collo 49; we lose theirmo, to mik how swing
Ou tended plants, how blows the citron grove,
What drops the myrih, and what the baliny reed,
H! w nature paints her colours, how the bee
Siis on the bloom extr cting liquid sweets.

Such whispering wak'd her, but with startled eye
On Adam, whom embracing, thus che spake.

O sole! in wou my though its find all repose,
My gly, my perfection, glad I see
Thy face, and more retund.

MILION's Par. Lost, b. V. I. 1, &c.

N°264. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16,1710.

Favete linguis

HOR. I Od. iii. 2.

Favour your tongues.

From my own Apartment, Decemler 15. BOCCAlini, in his “ Parnassus,” indicts a laconic writer for speaking that in three words which he might have said in two, and sentences him for his punishment to read over all the works of Guicciardini. This Guicciardini is so very prolix and circumstantial in his writings, that I remember our countryman, doctor Donne, speaking of that majestic and concise manner in which Moses has described the creation of the world, adds, “ that if such an author as Guicciardini were to have written on such a subject, the world itself would not have been able to have contained the books that gave the history of its creation.”

I look upon a tedious talker, or what is generally known by the name of a story-teller, to be much more insufferable than even a prolix writer. An author may be tossed out of your hand, and thrown aside when he grows dull and tiresome; but such liberties are so far from being allowed towards your orators in common corv 'rsation, that I wave known a challenge sent a person for going out of the room abruptly, and leaving a man of honour in the midst of a dissertation. This evil is at present so very common and epidemical, that there is scarce a coffee-house in town that has not some speakers be

longing to it, who atter their political essays, and draw parallely out of Bakers : Chromide" to almost every part of her Majesty's reign. It was said of fuo antient authors, who had very ditterent beauties in their style, that if you took a word from one of them, you only spoiled his cloquence ; but it you took a word from the other, you spoiled his sense." I have otion applied the first part of this criticisin to several of these cuffie-house #peakers whom I have at present in my thoughts, though the character that is given to the last of those 40thorn, is what I would recommend to the imitation of my loving countrymen. But it is not only pobou lic places of resort, but private clubs and convere sations over a bottle, that are intented with this loquacious kind of animal, especially with that specics which I comprehend under the name of a storytcller. I would earnestly desire these gentlemen to consider, that no point of wit or mitt at the end of a story can atone for the half hour that has been lost before they come at it. I would likewise lay it home to their scrious consideration, whether ihey think that every man in the company has not a riglit to speak as well as themselves i and whether they do not think they are invading another man's proprriy, when they engross the time which should be divided equally among the company to their own private use?

What makes this evil the much greater in conversation i4, that these bumdrum companions sela dom endeavour to wind up their narrations into a point of mirth or instruction, which might mako some ainonds tur the tediousnext of them; but think they have a right to tell any thing that has hapa pened within their memory. They look upon matter of fact to be a sufficient foundation for a story, and give us a long account of thing, not because they are entertaining or surprizing, but because they are true.

My ingenious kinsman, Mr. Humphry Wagstaff, used to say,

" the life of man is too short for a story-teller.”

Methusalem might be half-an-hour in telling what o'clock it was : but as for us post-diluvians, we ought to do every thing in haste; and in our speeches, as well as actions, remember that our time is short. A man that talks for a quarter of an hour together in company, if I meet him frequently, takes up a great part of my span. A quarter of an hour may be reckoned the eight-and-fortieth part of a day, a day the three hundred and sixtieth part of a year, and a year the threescore and tenth part of life. By this moral arithmetic, supposing a man to be in the talking world one third part of the day, whoever gives another a quarter of an hour's hearing, makes him a sacrifice of more than the four hundred thousandth part of his conversable life.

I would establish but one great general rule to be observed in all conversation, which is this, “ that men should not talk to please themselves, but those that hear them.” This would make them consider, whether what they speak be worth hearing; whether there be either wit or sense in what they are about to say : and, whether it be adapted to the time when, the place where, and the person to whom, it is spoken.

For the utter extirpation of these orators and story-tellers, which I look upon as very great pests of society, I have invented a watch which divides the minute into twelve parts, after the same manner that the ordinary watches are divided into hours : and will endeavour to get a patent, which shall oblige every club or company to provide themselves with one of these watches, that shall lie upon the

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