"As for us in Pekin". -here a devil of a din From the bed-chamber came, where that long Mandarin, (Nota bene.-His lordship and L-V-RP-L come, EPISTLE FROM TOM CRIB TO BIG BEN, Concerning some foul play in a late Transaction.* "Ahi, mio Ben!"-METASTASIO.+ WHAT! BEN, my old hero, is this your renown? Your trinkets, wigs, thingumbobs, gold lace, and lotions; * Written soon after B**n*p*rte's transportation to St. Helena. + Tom, I suppose, was "assisted" to this motto by Mr. Jackson, who, it is well known, keeps the most learned company going. Your noyaus, curaçoas, and the devil knows what(One swig of Blue Ruin is worth the whole lot!)— Your great and small crosses-(my eyes, what a brood! A cross-buttock from me would do some of them good!) Which have spoil'd you, till hardly a drop, my old porpoise, Of pure English claret is left in your corpus; And (as JIM says) the only one trick, good or bad, + Transported. * Gin. SA Life-Guardsman, one of the Fancy, who distinguished himself, and was killed in the memorable set-to at Waterloo. Out, cowardly spooney!-again and again, To show the white feather is many men's doom, But, what of one feather?-BEN shows a whole Plume. TO LADY HOLLAND, On Napoleon's Legacy of a Snuff-Box. GIFT of the Hero, on his dying day, To her, whose pity watch'd, for ever nigh; Oh! could he see the proud, the happy ray, This relic lights up on her generous eye, Sighing, he'd feel how easy 'tis to pay A friendship all his kingdoms could not buy. Paris, July, 1821. CORRESPONDENCE Between a Lady and Gentleman, upon the Advantage of (what is called) "having Law on one's Side." "LEGGE AUREA, S' ei piace, ei lice." THE GENTLEMAN'S PROPOSAL. COME, fly to these arms, nor let beauties so bloomy To one frigid owner be tied; Your prudes may revile, and your old ones look gloomy, But, dearest! we've Law on our side. Oh! think the delight of two lovers congenial, Whom no dull decorums divide; Their error how sweet, and their raptures how venial, When once they've got Law on their side! 'Tis a thing that in every King's reign has been done, too : Then why should it now be decried? If the Father has done it, why shouldn't the Son too? For so argues Law on our side! |