Abroad I threw my random darts, These and ten thousand follies more Though oft the thoughtless nymph and swain Now hear the god whom worlds revere, Thou, lovely nymph! shalt shortly prove With every grace his glowing heart, And I to mortals shine confess'd, ON THE ART OF PRINTING. Hail, mystic art, which men like angels taught WILLIAM CONGREVE. BORN 1672 DIED 1729. [It is always unpleasant to find a man of their weaknesses and strength, much as other undoubted genius weakened by follies or men, is being daily and hourly proved to every guilty of a meanness. At first the world will one that comes in contact with them. A not believe in such a thing, and when, at last, great poet or novelist may be, like Tennyson the proof becomes too strong, astonishment or Dickens, a careful man of business; or, like generally takes the place of other feelings, and some who shall be nameless, a reckless spendthe culprit is more than half excused. The thrift or careless contractor of debts which disbelief in the first place arises from the idea may never be paid. In the one case his genius that men of genius stand on a higher moral does not drive him into folly, in the other it level than other men of their day and place, does not preserve him from weakness amountand their excuse is founded on the fiction ing to dishonesty. No greater proof of this that such men are by nature erratic, and not theory could be given than by recounting a to be judged as others are judged. couple of facts in the life of William Congreve. That men of genius are in their morals, in Though lifted to a good position solely by his genius as an author, he had the meanness, when visited by Voltaire, to desire to be looked upon as a man of fashion rather than of letters. The witty Frenchman answered him as he deserved, "that if he had been only a gentleman he should not have come to visit him." In a similar state of mean weakness he allowed Jacob to receive from him the impression that he was born in England and not in Ireland, fearing that the name of an Irishman might in some degree lessen him in the eyes of his fashionable friends. This impression Jacob published to the world, and on his authority biographers to this very day, reechoing each other, declare that Congreve was born at Bardsea in Yorkshire. To make this event possible the date of his birth is also put back two years, and instead of 1672 he is said to have been born in 1670. These errors, which were first attacked by "honest Tom Southerne,” are no longer accepted as truths by any one who takes trouble to inquire into the matter. William Congreve, then, was born in Ireland in 1672, where, and at which time, his father was steward to the Earl of Burlington. At a very early age he was sent to school at Kilkenny; afterwards to the University of Dublin, where he displayed great precocity and studied with success. Shortly after the Revolution of 1688, while he was yet in his seventeenth year, his father sent him over to London, where he was placed in the Middle Temple, and "where," says Johnson," he lived for several years, but with very little attention to statutes or reports." Soon after taking up his abode in the Temple he produced his first work, a novel called Incognita; or Love and Duty Reconciled. Several biographers praise this work as showing vivacity of wit and fluency of style, and Johnson speaks of some quotations from it as "for such a time of life uncommonly judicious." He, however, adds, “I would rather praise it than read it.” While Incognita was being talked over by the critics Congreve composed his first dramatic work, The Old Bachelor, which, with foolish affectation, he declares he wrote with "little thoughts of the stage; but did it to amuse myself in a slow recovery from a fit of sickness." The comedy was placed in the hands of Dryden, who fitted it for the stage, and who stated that he "had never seen such a first play in his life." It was acted, after some delay, in 1693, when the author was actually only twenty-one years of age. Its success was unequivocal, and procured for Congreve the patronage of Halifax, who made him a commissioner for licensing coaches, and soon after appointed him to a post in the Pipe Office, and to the office of commissioner of wine licenses, worth £600 a year. Johnson says that "this gay comedy, when all deductions are made, will still remain the work of very powerful and fertile faculties; the dialogue is quick and sparkling, the incidents such as seize the attention, and the wit so exuberant that it 'o'er-informs its tenement."" Encouraged by his success Congreve produced in the following year (1694) The Double Dealer, which was not successful, though praised by the best critics, and now known to be a better play than The Old Bachelor. At the end of the year Queen Mary died, and Congreve wrote a pastoral on the event. Johnson calls it a 66 despicable effusion," but another biographer speaks of it as "in point of simplicity, elegance, and correctness of language, equal to anything of the kind that has appeared in our language." In 1695 appeared Love for Love, which, like the first play, was highly successful, and deservedly so. In the same year also appeared his poem On the Taking of Namur, in which he is said to have "succeeded greatly." In 1697 he produced his Mourning Bride, a tragedy, which raised high expectations, and, strange to say, was not in consequence a failure. Indeed, nothing could be better received, and the play, though marked by more of bustle and noise than good writing, still holds the stage. In the following year (1698), Jeremy Collier issued his Short View of the Immorality and Profaneness of the English Stage, in which he handled Congreve's four plays rather roughly. Congreve attempted a reply, "which, if it does not justify him, shows, however, great modesty and wit." This quarrel seems to have given him somewhat of a distaste for the stage, and it was some time before his fifth, last, best, and most carefully constructed play, The Way of the World, was produced. This was at first unsuccessful, for, says a writer in the General Biographical Dictionary, "it gave so just a picture of the way of the world' that the world seemed resolved not to bear it." The comparative failure of this last play so heightened Congreve's dislike to the stage that he left off writing for it for ever; upon which Dennis the critic remarked "that Mr. Congreve quitted the stage early, and that comedy left it with him." From that time his literary labours were confined to original poems and translations, a complete edition of which appeared in 1710. On the appearance of Southerne's Oroonoko he wrote an epilogue for it, and he gave Dryden considerable assistance in his translation of Virgil. He also wrote the translation of the eleventh satire of Juvenal, published in Dryden's translation of that poet, and he contributed at least one paper to Steele's Tatler. The latter part of his life was passed chiefly in retirement, not, however, of an eremitic kind, but broken into by the visits of old friends and distinguished people either in fashion or literature. On the 19th January, 1729, he died in his house in Surrey Street, Strand, and on the 26th his corpse "lay in state" in the Jerusalem Chamber, whence it was carried with great pomp into Westminster Abbey and buried there. In keeping with the tuft-hunting weakness in his character he bequeathed the chief part of his fortune, £10,000, to the Duchess of Marlborough, to whom it could be but of little use, while he left his own family connections and others who had moral claims on him to struggle on unhelped by any hand of his. Congreve "raised the glory of comedy," says Voltaire, "to a greater height than any English writer before or since his time. He wrote only a few plays, but they are excellent of their kind." Johnson speaks slightingly of his poems, but acknowledges that "while comedy or while tragedy is regarded, his plays are likely to be read." In our own days Mr. Cowden Clarke, a careful if not very brilliant critic, speaks of Congreve as "the keystone to the arch of the conventional and artificial school of the comic drama." Of The Way of the World he says, "I do not think it too much to say in its praise that it comprises the most quintessentialized combination of qualities requisite to compound an artificially legitimate comedy to be found in the whole range of our dramatic literature." Finally he remarks that "the stronghold of Congreve's genius was wit in its greatest brilliancy." In addition to the works already mentioned Congreve wrote The Judgment of Paris, a masque, and an oratorio or opera called Semele, which was set to music by Handel, but never acted, so far as we can discover.] Coquet and coy at once her air, Affecting to seem unaffected. With skill her eyes dart every glance, Yet change so soon you'd ne'er suspect them; For she'd persuade they wound by chance, Though certain aim and art direct them. She likes herself, yet others hates For that which in herself she prizes; And, while she laughs at them, forgets She is the thing that she despises. LETTER TO A FRIEND. Should hope and fear thy heart alternate tear, Or love, or hate, or rage, or anxious care, pursues, Content may keep his life, or calmly lose: And always undejected, though declin'd; AMORET. Fair Amoret is gone astray; Pursue and seek her, ev'ry lover; I'll tell the signs by which you may The wandering shepherdess discover. OF PLEASING. AN EPISTLE TO SIR RICHARD TEMPLE. 'Tis strange, dear Temple, how it comes to pass Nor is that all; so odd a thing is man, And learn to nod, and smile, and shrug with art. Next to obtaining wealth, or power, or ease, We study them with profit and delight: We grieve we've learnt to read, ay, curse the time. That I presume too much in this essay. I have read, or heard, a learned person once All rules of pleasing in this one unite, TALKING OF LOVERS.1 MIRABLE and MRS. FAINALL together. Enter MRS. MILLAMANT a young widow, WITWOULD, and MINCING. Mir. Here she comes, i'faith! full sail, with her fan spread and streamers out, and a shoal of fools for tenders-eh? no; I cry her mercy. Mrs. F. I see but one poor empty sculler; and he tows her woman after him. Mir. You seem to be unattended, madam. You used to have the beau monde throng after you, and a flock of gay, fine perukes hovering round you. Wit. Like moths about a candle. I had This and the following extract are from The Way of the World. like to have lost my comparison for want of breath. Mrs. Mill. Oh, I have denied myself airs to-day! I have walked as fast through the crowd Min. You're such a critic, Mr. Witwould. Mrs. Mill. Mirable, did you take exceptions last night? Oh! ay, and went away. Now I think on't, I'm angry-No, now I think on't, I'm pleased; for I believe I gave you Wit. As a favourite just disgraced; and with some pain. as few followers. Mrs. Mill. Dear Mr. Witwould, truce with your similitudes; for I am as sick of 'em Wit. As a physician of a good air. I cannot help it, madam, though 'tis against myself. Mrs. Mill. Yet again! Mincing, stand between me and his wit. Wit. Do, Mrs. Mincing, like a screen before a great fire. I confess, I do blaze to-day, I am too bright. Mrs. F. But Millamant, why were you so long? Mrs. Mill. Long! Lud! have I not made violent haste? I have asked every living thing I met for you; I have inquired after you, as after a new fashion. Wit. Madam, truce with your similitudes. No, you met her husband, and did not ask him for her. Mir. By your leave, Witwould, that were like inquiring after an old fashion, to ask a husband for his wife. Mir. Does that please you? Mrs. Mill. Infinitely; I love to give pain. Mir. You would affect a cruelty which is not in your nature; your true vanity is in the power of pleasing. Mrs. Mill. Oh! I ask your pardon for that. One's cruelty is one's power, and when one parts with one's cruelty, one parts with one's power; and when one has parted with that, I fancy one's old and ugly. Mir. Ay, ay, suffer your cruelty to ruin the object of your power, to destroy your lover; and then how vain, how lost a thing you'll be! The ugly and old, whom the looking-glass mortifies, yet, after commendation, can be flattered by it, and discover beauties in it; for that reflects our praises, rather than your face. Mrs. Mill. Oh, the vanity of these men! Fainall, d'ye hear him? If they did not commend us, we were not handsome! Now, you must know they could not commend one, if Wit. Hum! a hit, a hit-a palpable hit, I one was not handsome. Beauty the lover's confess it. Mir. You were dressed before I came abroad. Mrs. Mill. Ay, that's true. Oh! but then I had-Mincing, what had I? Why was I so long? Min. Oh! mem, your la'ship stayed to peruse a packet of letters. Mrs. Mill. Oh, ay, letters! I had letters; I am persecuted with letters; I hate letters; nobody knows how to write letters; and yet one has 'em, one does not know why-they serve one to pin up one's hair. Wit. Is that the way? Pray, madam, do you pin up your hair with all your letters? I find I must keep copies. Mrs. Mill. Only with those in verse, Mr. Witwould, I never pin up my hair with prose. I think I tried once, Mincing? Min. Oh! mem, I shall never forget it. Mrs. Mill. Ay, poor Mincing tiffed and tiffed all the morning. Min. Till I had the cramp in my fingers, I'll vow, mem, and all to no purpose. But when your la'ship pins it up with poetry, it sits so pleasant the next day as anything, and is so pure and so crips! Wit. Indeed, so crips? gift! Dear me, what is a lover, that it can give? Why, one makes lovers as fast as one pleases, and they live as long as one pleases, and they die as soon as one pleases; and then, if one pleases, one makes more. Wit. Very pretty. Why, you make no more of making of lovers, madam, than of making so many card-matches. Mrs. Mill. One no more owes one's beauty to a lover, than one's wit to an echo. They can but reflect what we look and say; vain, empty things, if we are silent or unseen, and want a being. Mir. Yet, to those two vain, empty things, you owe two of the greatest pleasures of your life. |