to hold in contempt. But no species of knowledge should be despised; and the desire to penetrate the dim obscurities of time in search of our origin, as well as to speculate upon our future prospects, is one of the characteristics which distinguish the human from the lower animals of creation, and without which we should have little to boast of over them. The family of O'Clery, or, as the name is now usually written, Cleary, and sometimes anglicized Clarke, is not of Tirconnellian origin, nor of very ancient standing in the country of the Kinel-Connell race, the present county of Donegal. Their original locality was in Hy-Fiachrach-Aidhne, a district comprising the entire of the present diocese of Kilmacduagh, in the present county of Galway, and of which their ancestors were, for a long period previous to the Anglo-Norman conquest, the hereditary lords or kings. As usual in ancient Irish topographical names, this territory derived its appellation from that of the tribe by whom it was formed into a principality, the name Hy-Fiachrach-Aidhne being the tribe name of the descendants of Fiachra, who was the son of Eochy-Moyvaine, King of Ireland in the fourth century. On the adoption of surnames, however, at the close of the tenth century, this tribe having split into several distinct families, assumed different surnames from their immediate progenitors, and of these families the most eminent were the O'Clerys, the O'Heynes, the O'Shaughnessys, the Mac Giolla Kellys, and the O'Moghans.

The occasion of the first settlement of the O'Clerys at Kilbarron, in the country of Tirconnell, will be best told in the simple statement of his descendants, as given in their genealogical work.

"The English power, that is to say, the power of the Burkes descended from William (Fitz Adelm) the Conqueror, having become in the ascendant over the descendants of Eochy Breac, the son of Dathi, the son of Fiachra, &c. several of the latter were separated, and dispersed into various districts, viz, Mac Giolla Kelly went into Western Erris, and a branch of the O'Clerys into Hy-awley Mac Fiachrach. Another branch of them passed into [East] Munster, and settled in the vicinity of Kilkenny, and another again passed into Breifney O'Reilly, and are there known as the Clan Clery.

After a lapse of time, a wise and intelligent man of the O'Clerys went from Tir-awley into Tirconnell. Cormac O'Clery was his name, and he was a proficient in both the laws, that is, the civil and the canon law. The monks and learned men of the monastery of St Bernard, called Assaroe (near Ballyshannon), conceived a great respect and affection for him, on account of his councils, his good morals, his wisdom, and his intellect, and they detained him among them for a time. He was at this period young and comely.

For a long time previously, O'Sgingin had been the ollave [chief historian] to the lord of the Kinel-Connell, that is, the O'Donnell; and it was from Ard-Carne in Moy-Lurg of the Dagda that he came into Tirconnell.

When the Cormac O'Clery of whom we have spoken came into Tirconnell, Niall Garbh, the son of Hugh, the son of Donnell Oge, was lord of the country; and O'Sgingin, that is, Matthew, was ollave to him at the time; and there did not then live of children with O'Sgingin, nor yet of his tribe, but an only and beautiful daughter. And this daughter O'Sgingin gave as wife to this Cormac, and all he demanded for her as a dower was, that if ever a son should be born to them, he should be trained up in the knowledge of literature and nistory, as his own family were all extinct in that country except this only daughter. Cormac promised to fulfil this request, and he did so.

A son was born of Cormac and O'Sgingin's daughter, and he was named Giolla Brighde, in honour and remembrance of Giolla Brighde O'Sgingin, his maternal uncle, who was the intended ollave of Tirconnell, but had died some time before, in the year 1382.

Son to that Giolla Brighde O'Clery was Giolla Riab. hach; and son to Giolla Riabhach was Dermot of the three schools, so called because he kept a school for literature, a school for history, and a school for poetry. It was to that Dermot that O'Donnell, that is, Niall, the son of Turlogh an *Tinnsera, in the original--a reward, portion, or dowery-it being the

custom among the Irish as among the Eastern nations, that the husband should make a present to his wife's father, or to herself, upon his marriage.

As Byron says

"Though this seems odd

'Tis true: the reason is, that the bashaw Must make a present to his sire-in-law."

fhiona, gave the territory called Creevagh, which was his principal residence for a time, and which was given him in addition to other lands which O'Donnell's ancestors had previously given to O'Sgingin, in reward for his skill in the science which was hereditary to him, namely, history.

Son to Dermot of the three schools was Teige Cam, who had the three celebrated sons, Tuathal, Gillareagh, and Dermot. It was by them that the stone houses were built in Kilbarron; for they and their ancestors were the occupants of Kilbarron since the time of Cormac already mentioned, who came first to Tirconnell; and they were also the occupants of Carrow-na-Caheragh, and Carrownty-clogh of the lands of the monastery of Assaroe. To them also belonged (as a gift) from O'Donnell, the quarter of Kildoney, the quarter of Coolremur, and the quarter of Druminerin in Moy-Enné.

The children of Tuathal, the son of Teige Cam, the son of Dermot of the three schools, were Teige Cam, Giolla Riabhach, Mahon, and William, Teige Cam (the son of Tuathal) left no issue but one daughter, Sheela." The preceding extract furnishes us with a very striking evidence of the regard anciently entertained for learning in Ireland, and of the liberal endowments made for the support of its professors. The lands named as belonging to the ollaves of Tirconnell are still known by the appellations above given, and would at the present day produce a rental little short of two thousand a-year. Ah! it will be long till learning in the history and literature of our country be again thus nobly recompensed! But it may be asked, were these professors of old worthy of the liberal patronage thus afforded them—were they mindful of the duties imposed upon them in return for it? We answer, that we think they were, and in support of our opinion we adduce the following brief but expressive tributes to their memories as recorded by our Annalists:

"1492. O'Clery, that is, Teige Cam (or the crooked), ollave to O'Donnell in science, poetry, and history, a man who had maintained a house of universal hospitality for the mighty and the needy, died, after having subdued the world and the devil.”

"1512. Tuathal O'Clery, the son of Teige Cam, a man learned in history and poetry- -a man who kept a house of hospitality generally for rich and poor, died."

"1522. This year was killed, besides two of the poets of O'Donnell, Dermot, the son of Teige Cam O'Clery, a man learned in history and poetry-a man who kept a house of hospitality universally for the rich and the poor.

1527. O'Clery, that is, Giolla Riabhach, the son of Teige Cam, learned in the sciences, in historical knowledge, in poetry, and in theological reading, a man respected and rich, died."

1583. In this year Turlogh Luineach O'Neal, having attacked O'Donnell at Drumleen, in revenge of the burning of Strabane by the latter some time previously, he was defeated by O'Donnell with great loss, and amongst the slain was "Maelmurry (the son of Dermott, who was son of Mahon, who was son of Tuathal) O'Clery, the only hostage of O'Neill and the Kenel-Owen, for his father and O'Neill himself had been born of the same mother. Maelmurry, on account of his relationship with O'Neill, had been in possession of all O'Neill's wealth, and O'Neill would have given three times the usual quantity of every kind of property for his ransom, if ransomed he could have been; but he was first mortally wounded and afterwards drowned by O'Donnell's people, who were in high spirits, and rejoiced greatly at seeing him thus cut off."

"1585. Cosnamhach, the son of Cucogry (or Peregrine), who was the son of Dermot, who was the son of Teige Cam O'Clery-a rich and flourishing man, who had maintained a house of hospitality at one time in Thomond and another in Tirconnell, died at Fuar-Chosach in Tirconnell, in the lent of this year, and was interred under the asylum of God and St Bernard, in the monastery of Assaroe."

This devotion to literature was not, however, a characteristic of the O'Clerys in their days of wealth and prosperity only, but distinguished them with even greater lustre when reduced to poverty in after times, as will clearly appear from the facts we have yet to adduce. But as we are sketching their genealogical history, as well as their character, we must previously continue their pedigree from the period of their settlement at Kilbarron, to their extinction as professional ollaves, on the ruin of their patrons the O'Donnells, and, for the sake of clearness, we shall give it in a tabular form, 1. Cormac O'Clery, the first who settled in Donegal,

THE TALKING AND TACITURN AGES. AMONG all the enjoyments of life, there was none which our great lexicographer esteemed superior to a "good talk." It was to him as the supper of the Gods. He would walk a long way for it; and if he attained his end, he would express his highest feelings of satisfaction by saying, "Sir, we had a good talk." What share he took in it himself on such occasions, it might have been interesting to inquire. That it was a large one, we may rest assured; but few probably complained of the circumstance-so capital a talker was our "British Socrates." Yet to a good talk on equal terms, it will be allowed there should be some reciprocity. To "harangue" in company is not to talk fairly. It is a practice, indeed, common enough in the world; but if the just rules which ought to prevail in the conversational commonwealth be considered, it must be allowed to be a violation of them. The formality of the speech is utterly destructive to the freedom of the republic. Reciprocity is its very life and soul; but the speech-maker lays it up at once in a state of suspended animation. Next to the speech-maker, we may rank as the greatest infringer of these laws the determined argufier," or disputatious person, who loves an argument so much that you can advance no proposition that he is not ready immediately to controvert. In the presence of such a person, conversation shares the fate of true love, and never can "run smooth." There is an appearance of equitableness about this character, that may render him less manifestly engrossing than the former; but his egotism is only a little better concealed, and he invariably achieves the same disagreeable result, namely, to silence every body else, and keep the field entirely to himself. Of such a person we shall say with Jacques, "I have been all day to avoid him. He is too 'disputable' for my company. I think of as many matters as he: but I give heaven thanks, and make no boast."

There are two words in the English language which really comprise all the rules, laws, and regulations necessary for the good government of conversation, and these are "brevity," "reciprocity." If each individual would remember when he takes part in conversation that there are others to do so as well as himself, he would necessarily be brief in his own performances. And this brevity has many advantages. Our time is short; our meetings together for conversation are commonly, like angels' visits, "few and far between," and in general short; tediousness is the sure destroyer, as brevity is "the soul," of wit, and therefore he that would enliven his hearers, and dispose them to hear him again, should be above all things "short." It is acting upon the second golden line, also, and shows a proper consideration for the rights of others. It is doing as a man would be done by. In addition to which, we may observe, that each should listen, if he desire to be listened to-should hear, if he desire to be heard in return.

Thus these two words "brevity" and "reciprocity" form a concise but plain and simple code upon the subject. Much might be said, indeed, in the way of commentary; but commentary sometimes tends rather to obscure than to elucidate, and in this case is manifestly uncalled for.

us.

It must be remen bered, however, that these laws can only conduce to the improvement and regulation of conversational intercourse, but are wholly inadequate to originate or insure that "good talking" of which the report has come down to This is an object not to be accomplished by rule. The proverb of the wise man says that "out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaketh;" and we may safely affirm that where there is plenty of matter weighing upon the mind, and where it is of a kind that interests the feelings, there will be at least no lack of utterance. Under an opposite state of things, a contrary result may be expected, and cannot, by any rule of art that we have ever heard of, be contravened. But we must proclaim a truce with this train of observation. We feel that we have been twaddling after the manner of some of our elder essayists, oblivious of the age in which we actually exist. Who has time to think now of good talking, or of talking at all?

The age of Johnsonism is departed; and in these days, instead of running after a "good talk," there is nothing which the people would run more resolutely from. This is the age of hurry and bustle, and of doing, not talking, It is the age of machinery and iron. We do every thing by mechanical contrivance : we print by it, travel by it, count by it, and very soon, we expect, we shall talk by it. All our great dis

coveries and inventions are unfavourable to speech. What need to speak, indeed, when almost every thing we may wish to say or hear of is printed? No occasion to ask our neighbour questions, or to moot points of any kind with us: the press answers and discusses them all most satisfactorily. Printing is driving conversation out of the world. It is rendering it not only superfluous, but impracticable; for how is it possible to find time to read all that is given us to read in these days, and to go on talking after the old fashion? The thing is manifestly impossible; and our own conclusion is, that we are hurrying on rapidly to the age of pure taciturnity. When the sun of this solemn age shall have reached its meridian, talking will have passed into the mouths of old women and sucklings, or of merely professional people. We say professional people, because, though conversation in general will have become monosyllabic, or be carried on perhaps by signals, without the use of speech at all, we yet think it highly probable that there will be persons who will occupy themselves with it as a profession. This will be only a carrying out of the grand principle of the division of labour; and their occupation, being followed professionally, will be executed in the very best style, and on the most scientific principles. Professional talkers will then be engaged for large parties just as singers are now, and will amuse the company with studiously prepared anecdotes, beautifully executed disquisitions, flashes of merriment, repartees, rejoinders, grave remarks, useful hints, and whatever else can conduce to entertain or instruct whilst hosts and guests will on their part sit at ease in all the luxury of silence.

As to the rules of "good talking" which we began by laying down, we are sensible that in a short time they must become quite obsolete. Conversation is even now as the "last rose of summer," and going out very fast indeed. If what we have said can be of any use to cheer or improve its declining years, we shall be amply rewarded; but if we are already too late, then let it be kept, and in some twenty years more it may be looked upon as a decided curiosity. "See here what I have found," may somebody "use the machine to intimate, for as to speaking so many words together, nobody will do it. "See what I have found in an early number of the Irish Penny Journal Rules for good talking!'-well, now, what could that have been? Dear me, what strange habits they must have had in those days!"

X. D.

THE JACOBITE RELICS OF IRELAND. No. I. THE Jacobite relics of England, and to a still greater extent those of Scotland, have been given to the world, and are well deserving of such preservation; for they reflect no small light on the character and temperament of the English and Scottish people during the last century. But until the appearance of Mr Hardiman's Irish Minstrelsy it was hardly known that in their political enthusiasm for the fate of a decaying family the Irish people participated with so large a portion of those of the sister islands, and that it gave birth to an equal number of poetical effusions in our own countrybut with this difference, that their sentiments are usually veiled under an allegorical form, and always in the Irish language. To Mr Hardiman we are indebted for the preservation of the originals of many of those productions, and also for translations of them. These translations are however too free to enable the English reader to form any very accurate idea of the Irish originals, and we are therefore tempted to present a series of these relics to our readers, with translations of a more literal and faithful description; not limiting ourselves to those which have already appeared in Mr Hardiman's work-as in the specimen which we have selected to commence with, which is still popularly sung in Ireland to the old melody called "Kathaleen Ny-Houlahan."

We may observe, that the name of the author of this song, if ever known, is no longer remembered; but there seems to be no doubt that the song itself is of Munster origin.

KATHALEEN NY-HOULAHAN.

Long they pine in weary woe, the nobles of our land,
Long they wander to and fro, proscribed, alas! and banned;
Feastless, houseless, altarless, they bear the exile's brand,

But their hope is in the coming-to of Kathaleen Ny-Houlahan'
Think her not a ghastly hag, too hideous to be seen,
Call her not unseemly names, our matchless Kathaleen:
Young she is, and fair she is, and would be crowned a queen,

Were the king's son at home here with Kathalecu Ny-Houlahan!

Sweet and mild would look her face, O none so sweet and mild,
Could she crush the foes by whom her beauty is reviled;
Woollen plaids would grace herself and robes of silk her child,'

If the king's son were living here with Kathaleen Ny-Houlahan!
Sore disgrace it is to see the Arbitress of thrones,
Vassal to a Saxoneen of cold and sapless bones!
Bitter anguish wrings our souls-with heavy sighs and groans

We wait the Young Deliverer of Kathaleen Ny-Houlahan!
Let us pray to Him who holds Life's issues in His hands-
Him who formed the mighty globe, with all its thousand lands;
Girdling them with seas and mountains, rivers deep, and strands,
To cast a look of pity upon Kathaleen Ny-Houlahan !
He, who over sands and waves led Israël along-

He, who fed, with heavenly bread, that chosen tribe and throng-
He, who stood by Moses, when his foes were fierce and strong-
May He show forth His might in saving Kathaleen Ny-Houlahan!

CAUSE AND EFFECT,

OR THE MISFORTUNES OF CHARLEY MALONE.

M.

"WELL," said Hubert Dillon to me one day, "did you ever hear or read of such an unlucky being as that Charley Malone?"

"Indeed I did," was my reply; "on the contrary, I look upon him as one of the most fortunate men in existence."

to sacrifice all and quit Dublin-hallo! what's this?] Your cousin Lucy [they say she has three thousand] has suffered so much from the bad air of the city, that I must endeavour to procure her the benefit of a country residence. I would prefer the town of B. —, if there be a good house to let in it. Pray let me know as soon as you can, and the rent, and every thing about it, &c. &c.-Your attached aunt, LUCY BINDON."

Who shall say now that Charley wasn't a lucky dog, with a handsome heiress almost thrown into his arms by a dowagerguardian, with whom he stood as dear Charles? What numberless opportunities would he not enjoy! Sole protector of two lone women; the one laid up by rheumatism, and fully occupied by devotion and card-playing; the other dying for the want of country air and exercise, and in all probability not at all averse to the idea of sharing her delights with a companion. They would be absolutely his own fee-simple property. Such good fortune was not an every-day affair, and deserved more than every-day exertion to second and secure it. So Charley set about his aunt's commission in earnest, and before nightfall succeeded in ferreting a half-pay lieutenant and his family out of the best house in the town, to make room for the dowager and her daughter; wrote in reply an account of his doings, with such a list of the amenities of the locality as would have added fifty per cent, at least, to its

"Why, my dear fellow," I rejoined, "I consider him most miraculously fortunate in not having broken his neck altogether on the occasion; he was warned before hand that the horse couldn't possibly carry him over such a leap; and how he escaped so safely, will always remain a puzzle to me." "Well, I'll give you another instance the very morning he was to have fought Cornet Bagley, didn't the police catch him, and get him bound over?"

"And devilish well for him they did, let me tell you, otherwise poor Charley would have been a case for the coroner before dinner time. The cornet's a dead shot, and you know yourself that Charley couldn't hit a turf clamp."

"Did'nt he lose fifty pounds at hazard to George Byrne last winter in one night ?"

"Sign's on it, he booked himself against the bones for ever and a day as soon as he got up next morning, and by consequence may be expected to have something to leave to the heirs of his body, when he has them."

"Well, talking of heirs: what have you to say to his matrimonial speculations, this last affair particularly to lose such a girl and such a fortune by his own confounded blundering. You'll not call that good fortune surely." But our reminiscences of "Charley's last," thus recalled, were too much for mortal gravity to bear, and laughter, long, loud, and uproarious, cut short the argument, leaving me still however impressed with the belief, that, only for himself, Charley would be a second Fortunatus; at all events, that he could not justly announce himself a martyr to the frowns of the goddess.

In the first place, two uncles, five cousins, and an elder brother of his own, had all stood between him and the family property, worth three hundred a-year, or thereabouts, but with an alacrity and good nature quite exemplary to all uncles and cousins under similar circumstances, they all within a couple of years quitted the scene. Before the last of them was sodded, however, Charley took it into his head to borrow some money, on the chance of his inheritance, at twenty per cent. As the aforesaid chance was rather a good one, he was soon accommodated; but the wax on the bond was scarce cold when he was called to the joy of mourning at the funeral of his last impediment. Oh, if he had had but the luck to wait one week! he was the most unfortunate dog in the world!

Still, matrimony might enable him to retrieve all, and accordingly to work he went, and wild work, sure enough, he made of it. His last affair in that line, however, being that which fairly convinced him of the unprofitable nature of his pursuit, and likewise being rather a good thing in its way, is the only one which I shall offer in illustration of Charley's luck und Charley's mode of managing it.

A letter, directed in female fashion, was handed to him one morning by the postmaster of B- , the town contiguous to which lay his mansion; thus ran its contents, with the commentary of the reader :

"Dear Charles-[has she the tin, I wonder?] a severe attack of rheumatism [pooh! it's from my aunt Bindon-hum -ay-Marsh's prescriptions Mr Gregg's new chapel-have

same time a well-authenticated statement of a most extraordinary cure of rheumatism which had been effected by the waters of a blessed well in the neighbourhood.

In due course of time the ladies were domiciled in their new dwelling, with Charley, of course, for their factotum and natural protector. The blessed well began to work a miracle on the aunt, and the country air would have done as much for Lucy if she required it; but deuce a bit of it she wanted; her cheeks were as red and her step as firm as if she had been born and bred within the precincts of the parish; and whatever was the cause of her rustication, Charley could swear it was not bodily weakness. Ill-natured people said she had been a thought too sweet to an attorney's apprentice in the city, and that therein lay the secret of her mother's forsaking the delights of Marsh's prescriptions and Gregg's new chapelthat prudent personage not approving of the connection. If that be the case, a tough heart had Lucy Bindon, and never may it be my lot to make such a faint impression on womankind as was made by that luckless apprentice; for a merrier laugh never rang in the precincts of B- and a brighter pair of eyes never glittered in its dull, quiet street. But, oh! that laugh and those eyes, they played the devil entirely with the heart of her cousin Charley.

And he was a happy man, as why the deuce should'nt he? philandering, morning, noon, and night, with his merry cousin in the fields and in the woods, and at the fireside and by the piano, not to talk of all the dangerous little reunions on the stairs or in the lobby, until at last the dowager began to smell a rat, and hint her scruples about the propriety of cousinwork. In vain did Lucy disclaim all matrimonial intents, and assure her that it was all innocence, mere flirting, a bit of fun and no more, upon her word and honour. Still the poor woman would not be comforted; she knew, she said, several cases of cousins getting married, and somehow or other something or other happened to point out the impropriety in each case. In one, both parties died before they were twenty years married-indeed, they were a little oldish and sickly; in another, the gentleman got into debt and ruined himself; in another, the lady took to drinking; and in another, sundry and several small infants exchanged their cradles for coffins; all which terrible examples, however, and their strange and unusual phenomena, had no effect at all on Charley, for he was determined to win his point in spite of all the dowagers that ever took snuff, or all the enumerated horrors of their experience.

After all, though, there were not so many obstacles to encounter in that quarter as at first appeared, there being one great recommendation in his favour, inasmuch as he was neither counsellor nor attorney, in embryo or in esse; from the members of both which learned and respectable professions the defunct Mr Bindon had received in his day so many unneighbourly offices, that his relict conceived it a sacred duty to the dead to hate the aforesaid with all the hatred of which a stiff-necked Irish dowager was capable; and, then, he was her own flesh and blood, and who had such a good right to Lucy and her three thousand? or who would be so much

benefited by it? and when Lucy liked him, why should she, the dowager, gainsay it, and so on until all her objections evaporated, and at last she became as anxious for the match as if she had come down on purpose to promote it. But, Lucy-oh woman! woman! she did not wish to get married at all couldn't think of quitting her own dear mamma; of course, if mamma insisted, she would obey, but, 'deed and word, she'd much rather not. In short, she exhibited to the wondering eyes of her bothered lover as pretty a piece of coquetry as ever baulked a gentleman on the highroad to his desires. Things, however, went on promising enough, for Charley found it impossible to despair with so much odds in his favour, particularly while the lady was as frank and merry as ever. And thus, between laughing and quarrelling, the month of February arrived, in which Mrs B. and her future son-in-law intended the marriage should take place, if Lucy's consent could be won in any form. Charley, for the purpose of raising the wind for the occasion, had arranged to send a horse to Dublin to be sold, and some whim seized him to ride the animal himself, and be present at the sale. The day be. fore he was to depart, he intimated his intention to his beloved, inquiring if she had any commands.

"Not on every inch, Charley," continued the provoking girl, "only on every mile; but I always give you leave to speak twice, you know. Well, and when do you expect to reach Dublin, please the milestones?"

"I shall set off to-morrow morning," answered he, a little sulkily," and I'll be in Dublin the evening after."

"Humph! this is the eleventh, that will be the thirteenth. Yes; it will just do. Well, Charley, I believe I will entrust you with a letter; but you must promise and vow that you will put it into the penny-post the very evening you arrive, or I'll not give it to you; for it must be delivered the morning after, or the Lord knows what would happen."

"You needn't be afraid, Lucy," answered her beau; "you know very well"

"Oh! to be sure I do," exclaimed she, interrupting him. "I declare I was very near forgetting all that. This evening, then, I'll send the letter over to you; and now good-bye, and go get ready."

With the help of the milestones, as Lucy said, he arrived in Dublin on the evening he proposed, and having left his steed at Dycer's, and seen him carefully made-up, proceeded to the Hibernian, discussed his dinner and a couple of tumblers, and then, for the poor fellow was terribly tired, sank into a slumber, and finally rose into a snore, from which he was aroused by the waiter recommending him to adjourn to his room; a piece of advice which Charley very gratefully followed. Next morning Lucy's letter rose in judgment against him; there was only one way to atone for his neglect, and that was, to deliver it personally, no matter at what trouble or inconvenience. So, hastily dressing himself, he took the letter out of his valise, and examined the direction. He had his misgivings; it bore for its superscription the name Edward Fitzgerald, Esq, whose place of abode it indicated was number something in Dominick Street. He could not help asking himself what business had Lucy-his Lucy-corresponding with any male member of the human family whatever. Still, as any assertion of his rights in that particular would be rather premature at present, he determined to execute the commission faithfully, since he had undertaken it; but as soon as she became Mrs Malone, if he'd let such a thing occur again, then might he, Charley, be eternally doomed to a place that shall be nameless.

On reaching the domicile of Mr Fitzgerald, and inquiring if he was at home, our friend was ushered into the presence of a most alarmingly spruce young gentleman, six feet high in his stockings, handsome enough to be a handsome man, and with a head of hair that awfully contrasted with the rather carroty wisp which lay between Charley and high heaven. To him, on questioning him fully as to his identity, he delivered the letter, and likewise the speech which he had been composing on the subject all the morning. "This letter, sir," quoth Charley, was entrusted to my care by a very pretty girl, to whom I pledged myself that I

would put it in the penny-post last night, but I was so cursedly tired, that, hang me if I ever thought of it; and so, to redeem my pledge, I have come to place it in your hands, Miss Bindon having some reason best known to herself for wishing it should reach you to-day."

"Miss Bindon, did you say?" exclaimed the young man, looking very much like a personage who had been wakened out of a dream.

"Yes, sir, Miss Lucy Bindon," answered Charley, and to prevent mistakes he added with rather a significant tone, "and a young lady, by the bye, in whom I take a very especial interest. You understand me?"

"Oh! perfectly," stammered the young man in answer. "Somebody told me she was going to be married."

"I don't know how that may be, sir," said Charley, with a sort of simpering consciousness; "but this at least I can say, that he'll be a devilish lucky man who gets her."

"Yes," responded Mr Edward Fitzgerald, with a bitter sigh; "she is in truth a beautiful girl. Such animation!" "And such a fine fortune!" continued Charley, rubbing his hands with triumph,

"Amiable, excellent, fascinating!" said the doleful Mr Fitzgerald; and a pause ensued of most lugubrious silence, during which his eyes were fastened on the letter, seemingly unconscious of the presence of its bearer.

"Excuse me," said Charley at last; "you are impatient to read it, so I'll be off. Good morning."

The young man rose with all the amiability he could summon, and quitted the apartment with him to show him the way.

Thunder and turf, sir!" ejaculated Charley; "is it out on the skylight you want to send me?" And, certainly, the direction in which the gentleman pointed would have led to some such exit.

"Oh! pardon me," exclaimed the other, covered with confusion; "I really forgot your way is down stairs, not up." "All right-all right," chuckled Charley to himself as he sprang down, taking a flight at each bound; "this is some fellow that she used to care for before she saw me; and now, to have every thing fair and straight, the gipsy has sent him his dismissal in form. Poor devil! he seems disposed to take it to heart very much. Right-right! Best to be off with the old love before you be on with the new, as the song says. I declare I like her the better for it; and to save the poor fellow's feelings, she never even hinted to me what the letter was about." And laying this flattering unetion to his soul, he went about his business in the best of good humour with himself and all the world besides.

'Well, Charley," said Lucy to him on his return to the country, "I know beforehand you forgot all about my letter; so give it back to me, if you have not lost it. I should not like my billet-doux to remain with the rest of your good intentions; give it back to me now, like a good fellow, and I'll forgive you. It's not your fault, but your misfortune."

"I am happy to tell you," answered he, "that all your forebodings have proved groundless; and I'm sure, Lucy, that, giddy and careless as you may pretend to be, it will give you satisfaction to know that I perfectly approve of your conduct."

Lucy, a little puzzled by this gratifying intimation, received it in silence, making a low curtsey in reply, as in duty bound. "Yes, Lucy," continued he, “it has made you dearer than ever to me.'

"Will you allow me to ask you one question, Mr Charles Malone?" demanded the puzzled lady, "and pray be intelligible if possible in your reply. Did you put my letter in the pennypost?" "No."

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I thought as much-and pray what have you done with it?" "You will understand all my allusions," replied Charley tenderly, "when I tell you I delivered it myself into the hands of this Mr Fitzgerald."

"

"What! but he didn't know who you were, did he?" exclaimed she, in utter dismay.

"I rather think he guessed," was the sly reply; "and from the manner in which he spoke of you, I was able to guess something too; but you needn't blush now; we'll say no more about it. Such things will occur in the best regulated fanilies."

Spoke of me!" said Lucy, in a low and frightened tone; "and had you the assurance to mention my name?"